"We’ve inadvertently reduced the risk of overpopulation by making people’s lives too difficult to have children."
"The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age isn’t 50 – it’s 38."
"No one ever mentions the fact that people above 400 pounds that can still walk unassisted have absolutely insane muscle power."
"A bookmark more expensive than a dollar is not worth it as you can just use the dollar bill as the bookmark."
"With how far technology has advanced in cars, it’s surprising that they do not come with built in dash cams."
"Dexter is always focused on ridding his crime scenes of DNA yet never covers his hair, ever."
"Humans have to have rules about fishing and hunting because we are too good at it."
"Cats must have a very complex culture considering how often they’ll fight for seemingly no reason."
"Subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason."
"The first cloned human will simultaneously be the least unique and the most unique person alive."
"The reason we think young people from years past look older is because they are wearing outfits and styles we associate with older people."
"Your tongue knows how the texture of any object feels."
"All the adults knew what the kids were doing by the public pool jets."
"CBD is the non-alcoholic beer of marijuana."
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Once you turned 38, your live expectancy is several years above 76. This is because you haven't died by then which statistically increases your lifespan.
So in the US when you're 38 your middle might be around 42/43