"Grandma gave a speech and it started off “we are so happy to see how you turned out despite… the incident”. The bride looked mortified and a few people silently nodded and with their hands did the cross across their body and clasped their hands together to pray. To this day we have no clue what “the incident” was. We have speculated with our friends but little is known about my buddy’s wives uber religious/ conservative past. It was such an awkward cringey speech. Thank god I was sauced despite the dry wedding."