"My cousin’s wife’s (bride’s) brother got super high/drunk at their wedding reception, got upset about something, and then decided he was going to drive home. His dad said absolutely not and took his keys away from him. They ended up eventually getting into a fist fight that made its way out into the parking lot, where bride’s brother punched a car window out.
The groomsmen then jumped in to tackle him, there was blood everywhere, cops called, bride’s mother bawling. Bride’s brother ended up getting arrested and the bridesmaids used their little Tide to Go Pens to try and get blood out of groomsmen’s suits."