"My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen."
"My friend works as an extra in movies and does stock photography…. just saw him pictured as a sex offender on a bus in Florida."
"I now remember that yesterday I wanted a cool soda."
"In-laws invited us over for dinner; It was a trap."
"Their flight left 2hrs ago…"
"This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building."
"I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured un-roasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here’s us separating 10,000 beans…by hand."
"When you’re working from home and you hit video instead of audio."
"She traded me for the window seat before we got on the plane."
"In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour."
"Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week."
"My mailbox was blown up by lightning last night."
"I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full body banana suit."
"Lost my wallet 3 days ago, finally ordered new cards and then…"
"Ran over a shuriken today on my way home from the store."
"Jonah Hill dropping his coffee."
"DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo…"
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