“Took a nice sip of coffee to get greeted by antlers”
“Kimchi exploded while I had fridge open.”
“Aftermath of golf ball through my window. Country club across the street is hosting a tournament and now I have glass in my AC.”
“In the morning, while I was brushing my teeth, I heard a sound as if water was flowing under the sink. I looked, but couldn’t see anything. At this moment my wife called me and I went to her. Less than 10 seconds later, the instantaneous water heater in the bathroom exploded.”
“Push Pops cost $5.50, found out it was broken…”
“Someone stole the AC unit from where I work”
“My sister passed and this was her memorial plant.”
“Asked for honey blonde hair, ended up with pink”
“Passed a kidney stone today”
“Shredded my perfectly good phone with my lawn mower today.”
“Left my car at a friends house while we went to the beach. Came back to find my car like this.”
“Balcony door stuck shut because washer door is open”
“So this ended up in my mouth this morning”
"Someone had an unsecured load of paint"
"Desk just exploded"
"Was about to get some buffet but changed my mind…"
"My boyfriend has just started a long train journey"
"Someone returned their grocery cart and forgot their beer."
"So hot in my house the thermostat doesn't read the temperature anymore"
#7 who did they make those for Robert Wadlow?
#31 Good mower, bad phone?
yes. all iPhones are bad. it would've broke the next moment he dropped it