"If time travel was possible, “moments” would get crowded with tourism."
"If you fell down a bottomless pit, you would die of dehydration over the course of days. It would be terrible."
"You would need to be completely naked to be truly invisible with the power of invisibility."
"You pay for many holes on your belt, but only ever realistically use 1-2 of them."
"Self driving cars can in the future drive you to prison the minute there’s a warrant for your arrest."
"Because of the proliferation of home cameras, many teenagers today won’t experience the thrill of sneaking their bf/gf over when their parents are not home."
"For a lion, eating a pregnant zebra probably feels like finding an extra nugget in your meal."
"Coffee at room temperature is cold. Beer at room temperature is warm."
"15 years ago it would look super odd to see people dropping meals off on doorsteps and walking away without contact."
"You can never take a picture of the present."
"If you have a pet, would they consider you a family member or someone that just feeds them?"
"People complain about life not being fair only if it’s negative to them but people don’t realize that life not being fair can be positive for them as well."
"You can’t save someone’s life; only delay their death."
"Manners are essentially filters we apply to our minds."
"Given the timing of each song’s popularity, it’s quite possible Jessie’s Girl and Stacy’s Mom are the same person."
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"people complain about life not being fair only if it’s negative to them
but people don’t realize life not being fair can be positive for them as well."
..when life isn't fair and is negative to others, therefore positive to themselves.
Ford has a patent for that feature.
Dog: You're one of the pack.
Cat: You're my minion.