“Someone had an unsecured load of paint”
“Mistakenly used powdered sugar to make gravy instead of flour.”
“Noticed my car got keyed after leaving my eye exam”
“Beryl just knocked over the 21 year old tree that was planted by my dad when I was born.”
“Desk just exploded”
“Someone’s lost bag at the Toronto airport for at least 20 minutes.”
“My mom was supposed to come visit for the first time in like 15 years(from MO to TX) so I stayed up all night smoking a brisket. She flaked. I’m not even surprised. My friends will eat well tonight. They’re more fun anyways.”
“I was car jacked and then ran over by my own car, broke 6 ribs and bruised a lung, recovery has been rough..”
“Was about to get some buffet but changed my mind…”
“Just stepped on this thing”
“Just hit by an uninsured, unlicensed drunk driver…500 feet from getting home.”
“Someone returned their grocery cart and forgot their beer.”
“Someone popped my front and back tire in my apartment parking lot over night. “
“Bought some much needed furniture, got delivery today and the loveseat didn’t come with any legs.”
“I left my laptop running for too long and the lithium battery expanded”
“A drunk driver ran through our front door not even an hour ago. My mom, girlfriend and I are fine but one of our cats is missing.”
"Found these mangled $100s in the trap of my dryer filter"
"When the wife cooks salt potatoes"
"This is why we wash our rice"
"Right when my morning was starting to get better"
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No... it;s probably still in the P trap under the sink.
That battery's just dead, man!
#17 For sure a bad day when you find extra $200!