"$645 designer sneakers at Nordstrom that were made to look dirty and scuffed"
"Found a 114 year old penny at work today"
"Someone left a pallet of hand sanitiser on the street for anyone to take…"
"These two leaves from the same holly bush"
"The ATM gave me $100 in brand new $5 bills"
"Permanently Flooded Neighborhood at Fish Lake, WI"
"This Full XBOX 360 Setup I Found In A Movie Theater Parking Lot"
"Gathering of hawks in friends backyard"
"Local ice cream shop provides Lactaid"
"My prescription bottle came in a prescription bottle."
"An “XXL” bag of tortilla chips in Germany"
"7 Eleven cold snacks in Tokyo Japan"
"100+ year old device used at a particle accelerator"
"Some buses in Switzerland now have USB-C ports in addition to USB-A"
"My uber driver had a miniature version of his car on the dashboard"
"One weird lock of hair that comes back every few years"
"Furry trash can, part of Furby marketing campaign in NYC"
"This old Mercedes has three doors. One for each row of seat."
"Cybertruck next to me"
"You most certainly will my friend."
"Ooooh BOY! What are we waiting for!"
#12 More like, candles left outside after seeing your fat ugly wife.
#15 Seems your "dog" is the biggest Arctic Fox I've ever seen.
#17 Your dad takes his Metallica lyrics seriously.
#23 Lemme know when you find one of those 'worthless' 1943 copper pennies at work.
#24 You see, "Hand Sanitizer." I see, a stack of Napalm just begging for a flaming arrow.
#29 Your friend's backyard obviously has a mouse problem.
#39 It's commonly called a 'limousine.'
Too many comments. I don’t like you now.