"This Walgreens doesn’t keep their store cool enough to maintain the integrity of its chocolate bars."
"My 1yr old son has a single grey hair"
"The colour gradient of the eggs in my fridge"
"I put some bacon grease on my electric skillet and it formed a perfect diamond."
"These wild burros hang out in my neighborhood often"
"Mounted police taking pictures at the beach."
"Someone plastered his car with solar panels and keeps his car loading everywhere he parks"
"A Co-Worker left a lemon hanging on her tree, and it grew to this over the winter."
"What 25 years of sideways storage does to pewter candlesticks"
"My gf has a white freckle"
"There’s a hammock in my hotel room instead of a couch"
"Candles left outside during a heat wave"
"My Lime Lite Night Light I've had plugged in since the 90s compared to a brand new one I plugged in today."
"The amount of rust on this truck"
"My dog’s winter coat vs summer coat"
"This single digit on a street address that goes around the building corner"
"My Dad sleeps with one eye open."
"I took apart my superglue"
"Today’s 1 Euro Coin from Greece depicting 2400 year old Greek Coin"
"Found a Burger King promotional toy for Road to Eldorado on the sidewalk"
"You most certainly will my friend."
"Ooooh BOY! What are we waiting for!"
#12 More like, candles left outside after seeing your fat ugly wife.
#15 Seems your "dog" is the biggest Arctic Fox I've ever seen.
#17 Your dad takes his Metallica lyrics seriously.
#23 Lemme know when you find one of those 'worthless' 1943 copper pennies at work.
#24 You see, "Hand Sanitizer." I see, a stack of Napalm just begging for a flaming arrow.
#29 Your friend's backyard obviously has a mouse problem.
#39 It's commonly called a 'limousine.'
Too many comments. I don’t like you now.