"There was a guy who was a wood worker my dad knew. Horrible accident at work, lost a bunch of fingers. Big settlement and too disabled to work…
One day he’s at our house, and he’s drunk. And he f@#king tells us all he did it on purpose.
My dad just told him to leave."
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Jonathan 4 month s ago
Most of those aren't Genius Hacks, just outright theft.
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Maggy 4 month s ago
Jonathan, Indeed. Two generations of so many people who believe that stealing is okay and then blame Boomers for it.
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Lainie 4 month s ago
How to be a dick tutorial
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Alphinias 4 month s ago
#5 Or, he was kidding about doing it on purpose (because why would a skilled wood worker do that to himself) and your dad asked him to leave simply because he was drunk and belligerent.
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Ambrose 4 month s ago
Truly. The world does not need lessons on how to be an A hole. Who thought this article was a good idea? Shame on you.
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Lila 4 month s ago
Genius hack? More likely me how to be a petty asshole that should get out more.
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Noel 4 month s ago
Item broken and out of warranty (or no sales-slip)? Buy another, swap for the broken one and return it. It will either be replaced or refunded. If replaced, you can sell it.
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Virdie 4 month s ago
#4 Even better, followup unfortunate truths with how you have improved, and the person will think you have integrity.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.