"The cops in our town like to hide at the back end of the neighborhood park to catch people who let their dogs run off leash. They could park in the front lot and let people know they’re there to deter off-leashers, but they prefer to sit where they can catch you in the act. To me this says they care more about writing tickets than they care about actually enforcing the leash law.
In order to get to the far end of the park the cops have to drive through a gate that is always left open, with the padlock just hanging there, unlocked.
When I know the cops are hiding at the far end of the park I close and lock the gate on them."
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Jonathan 5 month s ago
Most of those aren't Genius Hacks, just outright theft.
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Maggy 5 month s ago
Jonathan, Indeed. Two generations of so many people who believe that stealing is okay and then blame Boomers for it.
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Lainie 5 month s ago
How to be a dick tutorial
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Alphinias 5 month s ago
#5 Or, he was kidding about doing it on purpose (because why would a skilled wood worker do that to himself) and your dad asked him to leave simply because he was drunk and belligerent.
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Ambrose 5 month s ago
Truly. The world does not need lessons on how to be an A hole. Who thought this article was a good idea? Shame on you.
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Lila 5 month s ago
Genius hack? More likely me how to be a petty asshole that should get out more.
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Noel 5 month s ago
Item broken and out of warranty (or no sales-slip)? Buy another, swap for the broken one and return it. It will either be replaced or refunded. If replaced, you can sell it.
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Virdie 5 month s ago
#4 Even better, followup unfortunate truths with how you have improved, and the person will think you have integrity.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.
#19 Hahaha. It takes a LOT of time to make it look "seemless" because of intrinsic color bleed.