"Furnace fell on car and nearly killed me, and damaged the customer's car"
"I was supposed to go on a 9 and a half-hour long road trip today."
"What happens when someone puts a low melting point clay in a high temperature firing."
"Came early to this… Found out my flight was cancelled."
"Cabinet decided to take a vacation"
"The ants I ate before noticing them are just extra protein, right? RIGHT?!?"
"Just got home from vacation to find my ceiling caved in"
"So much for having a smoothie for breakfast"
"New puppy climbed trash can to knock down fire extinguisher.. Good morning. It. Is. Everywhere."
"Charger burst into flame on my bf's lap while driving."
"It's hot enough in Massachusetts right now to melt the suction cup on my phone mount"
"The wall was just fixed.."
"Our new dog destroyed our custom wood blinds"
"I was missing the case of my earbuds after mowing the lawn. Well, I guess I found it."
"I'll just order food online"
"Dropped my skillet glass lid"
"Broke my monitor."
"Blown vein last week, hit and run this week, looking forward to next week"
"My window seat"
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Chan's likely around 5' 4" and 200 lbs, and lives life online via furry avatars.
Haha. Not even close.
tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot.
Derp
:D
#27 how old are you, eating that kind of crap