“I’m going on an international flight in 2 days…”
“Amazon van hit my parked car while I was asleep today”
“Someone busted my window out and robbed me. I’m homeless and rely on this car.”
“Sat in a friend’s filthy car and walked around all day like this”
“This is why we wash our rice”
“Went to visit my sister. When she tried to move her (white) truck, the brakes went out and it rolled in to mine”
“My pootalian had a little too much fun outside.”
“That’s my IPad down there”
“Locked out of my Airbnb rental for hours in the summer heat”
“We bought the car two weeks ago.”
“Right when my morning was starting to get better”
“Someone forgot their cake for school in the train…”
“Had a cousin take a pic of me and the wife in front of the Full House house.”
“Moved into my own place, finally after months of searching, not even a week in I come home to this…”
“Found these mangled $100s in the trap of my dryer filter”
"A moth got into the car, and my wife wanted me to deal with it. Boy, did I ever...."
"Neighbor lost power, too much junk in their driveway, line crew gave me a lawn job"
"I was trying to cut a thistle plant down. It grabbed a hold of my bun and wouldn’t let go. Had to go to a salon like this and have them picked out for 3 hours."
"My sister's driveway in Vermont after Beryl. They're in a mountain and that was the only way down."
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Chan's likely around 5' 4" and 200 lbs, and lives life online via furry avatars.
Haha. Not even close.
tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot.
Derp
:D
#27 how old are you, eating that kind of crap