1

"Hiding snacks in my jacket at the movies!"

2

"Bike on the sidewalk. There’s literally no one using the sidewalks in my part of the city."

3

"Speeding"

4

"No tags on my mattresses anywhere."

5

"When I was younger me and my sister were driving down the road when we saw a roadkill raccoon. We decided to pull over to see if it was still alive. It wasn’t, but it had a baby raccoon trying to cuddle up to it. We felt bad and took him in, he lived with us for about 14 years until he died. Apparently it’s illegal to own a raccoon without a license, but raccoons only live for around 3 years in the wild so I like to think we gave him a pretty good life for an orphan raccoon, regardless of it being illegal."

6

"When I was a kid I thought it was normal that we could buy movies the day after they came out from the Chinese lady in the chicken shop. I didn’t realize it was a crime until middle school when I told someone my grandma had Avatar on DVD and they said that was impossible since the movie was still in theaters."

7

"When I was in college, parking was $500/semester which I couldn’t afford. I simply went to class each day until I got a parking ticket. I went online, paid the $50 fine but kept the ticket. Every time I would park on campus, I would toss the ticket out onto my windshield so that the parking police thought I was already ticketed.

This worked for 2 years – $1000 worth of parking for $100 – and then I came out of class one day to find 2 tickets and note that said “nice try”…"

8

"When I was in college, someone figured out that you could add time to the old non-digital parking meters by shoving a popsicle stick in the coin slot repeatedly. My friend and I went around filling people’s meters for months"

9

"I be stealing grapes at the store. 1 at a time"

10

"I’d like to know how many people cheat on their taxes just because they’re ignorant to what they’re supposed to do/pay."

11

"I illegally jaywalk all the time. I just can’t resist the thrill of crossing the street wherever I please"

12

"Oh, I have a fun story. I used to download a LOT of stuff back in the day. One day, near Christmas I’m chilling and reading a book when I hear a pounding on my door.

Long story short, I had about a half-dozen cops in my front yard and I nearly got shot because my neighbor had pack called the suicide hotline and said he was gonna kill himself.

I remember thinking as I stepped outside with a bunch of guns pointed at me that it was a pretty big reaction for a few pirated movies."

13

"Allowing my donkey to sleep in my bathtub in the state of Arizona"

14

"I drove a car without a title, registration or insurance for about 6 years. Going anywhere was constant anxiety of being pulled over. Glad those days are over"

15

"Downloading music through youtube-to-mp3"

16

"There’s a stop sign near my house that I blow through all the time or just do a rolling stop, because it’s a wide open 3-way intersection and you can clearly see for like half a mile in every direction that there are no cars or pedestrians around."

17

"I buy organic veggies and ring it up as non organic in self checkout"