"I Guess I'll Move Out And Just Let Him Live Here"
"Sunlight Through This Glass Doorknob Started A Housefire"
"This Guy Stole My Bread. While I Was Going To The Bathroom He Comes In And Shows Me His Prize"
"Got My Nieces (3) This Tent For Christmas. One Ran Away And One Started To Cry. My Sister-In-Law Was Like, "We Have One Of Those, It's The Time-Out Tent""
"Goats... Really?"
"Husband Went Into The Attic To Fix A Leak. Lost His Footing And Fell Through. He’s Ok. The Whole Floor Level Of Our Home Is Not"
"Guest's 8-Year-Old Child Damaged An Already-Fragile Copy Of Homer's Iliad From 1872"
"I Booked My Flight Online And Chose The "Vegetarian Oriental" Meal. This Is What I Got"
"Even Worse Than 52 Card Pickup"
"Forgot To Let The Faucet Drip"
"Gloves Broke At The Seam On Both Hands For Both Colors. My Hands Didn’t Even Completely Fill Up The Glove So I Don’t Know What Happened. My Work Buddies Are Gonna Find This Hilarious"
"Well This Is Sad. Mom Dropped Her Phone On The Train Tracks Obliterating The Thing And Damaged Her Only Photos Of Her Deceased Grandparents"
"Was Just About To Leave For Work. Ceiling Fell Right On The Gaming Setup"
"I Just Wanted A Beer After A Long Day Of Work. First, Tab Broke Off. I Used A Spoon To Open It Only To Find Another Tab. Opening It Shotgun Style, I Guess"
"My Upstairs Neighbor Dropped A Quart Of Milk And It's Dripping Into My Apartment"
"Opened The Cupboard Door And A 1k Candle Fell Out"
"Someone’s Lost Bag At The Toronto Airport. I Lost Count Of How Many Vehicles Have Driven Around It Since I Sat Down For Lunch"
"Neighbor's Kid Decided To Decorate My Car With A Rock To Make It Look "Cute""
"Thought It Would Be Fun To Invite My Friends Over For Lunch On My Dog’s Birthday Just For Fun. Everyone Canceled After I Put The Delivery Order In"
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#26 Poke* stupid autocorrect