"Washing Machine In The Apartment Above Me Was Pouring Water For Days, And No One Noticed Until It Started Pouring Out Of My Circuit Breaker"
"Great Way To Start A Friday"
"Washed My Lenses"
"Daughter Left The Garden Hose Running Outside All Night And It Managed To Flood My Basement"
"Bonus points for the poop litter that spilled and the 4 hours of tinkering with my sump pump to pull this all out."
"Just Because It "Fits" Doesn't Mean You Put It In The Locker"
"Tar Splattered On The Back Of My Car. We Are Figuring Out The Mystery, But It May Be That The Transformer On The Pole I Park My Car Next To At My House Might Be Overheating And Leaking"
"I didn't even know they could do that, unbelievable. I just went to the car wash recently, too."
"Someone Tried And Failed To Break Into My Car Last Night"
"Amazon Said This Photo Is Proof That A $1093, 150-Pound Generator Was Delivered To My House"
"Guess Who Found A Worm In Their Can Of Peaches After They Already Ate Most Of The Can?"
"Accidentally Stepped On My Glasses And They Broke In Half. I Don't Have Money For New Ones"
"My Bathroom Scale Randomly Shattered. No Sound, Nothing Around It That Could've Hit It"
"Pipe Burst In The Attic And The Ceiling Caved In"
"Only Had A Few More Passes To Go"
"Bought 2 Days Ago, Receipt Is Gone Of Course"
"My Car And House Keys Fell Out Of My Pocket While Playing With My Dogs And Now They’re Buried In Snow"
"Bought These Ice Breakers At The Airport For $6"
"Opened Up My Fireproof Safe To Find My Passport Growing Mold On Top Of All Of My Important Documents"
"ATM Chomped Up My Christmas Shopping Budget As A Treat"
"Fiancée Forgot She Was Wearing Slippers To The Airport Before A Week-Long Vacation"
"Some Women Don't Take Rejection Very Well Apparently"
"I Got Food Poisoning After Ordering Cheap Tilapia Online. I Should've Known That 45 Cents Per Filet Was Going To Cause Me Trouble, But No, I Just Had To"
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#26 Poke* stupid autocorrect