"Teeth are such a design flaw in humans. Why can’t our teeth regenerate throughout our lives instead? They’re the most high-maintenance part of our bodies."
"Humans take the longest time to fall asleep compared to any other creature."
"Dying of exhaustion must be such a relieving experience."
"Catching fish without fishing rods must have been way easier 100k years ago when there was way more fish."
"I wonder if rappers ever secretly listen to the music of rappers who they have beef with because they actually like it."
"There’s something oddly unsettling about knocking on someone’s door fewer than three times."
"Why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them?"
"Unless it’s brand new, your house has had people you don’t know wandering around in it naked."
"There’s only a handful of foods that are socially acceptable to eat out of a “bucket”."
"Deadpool and Wolverine could be circumcised and still have a foreskin."
"Gambling sites advertise on porn sites because their target customers are addicts."
"Time is the most expensive currency and sleeping is the most luxurious way to spend it."
"Humans could stop making clothing right now and would still probably have enough for several generations."
"It’s completely logical that our pets would understand us even if we can’t understand them. They were raised around humans speaking a human language even though they can’t communicate."
"While the majority of baby animals are smaller and cuter versions of the adult, baby birds are horrifying monstrosities. "
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