"The first few minutes of warmth after being out in the freezing cold."
"That long booger that tickles your brain when you pick it."
"Finally peeling off the plastic screen protector perfectly in one go — it’s like an oddly satisfying tech striptease."
"Getting your back scratched."
"When you take that first cold drink and can feel it going down."
"Taking off your bra after a long day. It’s like your boobs are throwing a freedom party."
"Scratching mosquito bites."
"Getting into bed with crispy fresh sheets."
"Clicking “place order”."
"Taking off socks after a long day and scratching where the elastic band indented your skin."
"Q-Tip in your ear."
"That metal head scratch thingy."
"The first bite of good pizza."
"When your stomach hurts and you finally let that big fart out."
"When you stretch your whole body and you start shaking uncontrollably."
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Then my mom peed herself laughing. Ah, memories...
Never happened.