"I brought muffins to work because of my birthday. Five minutes later, they told me I was fired because of budget cuts":
"I'm changing the door knobs. The previous owner put a fake spider inside the keyhole. Nearly gave me a heart attack":
"Moved into a house. Literally the only thing my neighbor has said is, 'Don't park in front of my house.' Guess whose car that is parked in front of my house":
"Eight hours of having a new US passport in my pocket, and the front has completely degraded":
"Text from Dad with no prior communication":
"My supervisor's response to me asking for a raise":
"Price tags are a thing of the past! (Apparently.)":
"I bought ripped jeans for summer, and my mom sewed the holes":
"Saw a guy plating his food on a buffet tray":
"When people you match with have the conversation skills of a pet rock":
"The highway patrol cut down my family friend's 100-year-old tree because someone complained about it":
"This is how they handed my pizza to me, having scooped it bare-handed out of the bag":
"My boyfriend put my Nintendo Switch through the washing machine":
"Movie was supposed to start at 8:55 and it’s 9:25":
"Our ceiling caved in after a year of telling our landlord that the ceiling has been sagging":
"They bent my diploma":
And finally, "Let's hope there isn't a fire":
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