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#20
It says this is what 5lbs of fat looks like. It could be made of styrofoam or wood for that matter. It's a representation of what 5lbs of fat would look like.
Or...now hear me out...somebody swapped the knobs on the faucet.
#28 Where in the world would anyone be hiking continuously on inverted split logs?
#29 Somehow, you lost me at WATER BOTTLE EARRINGS.
#34 Due to the rampant physical hazards at food processing plants, that might actually BE a hand.
That's a lot of assumptions from 1 picture. And why the insult?