"i have two very faint white lines on the middle of my forehead"
"There’s a time capsule inside a wall at my gym"
"There’s a mushroom growing inside my potato"
"My bottle of cranberry juice had absolutely zero air in it"
"The amount of ‘fog’ inside my flight meant no one more than a couple of rows from the air hostess could actually see the safety briefing properly"
"This pattern when I cut my potato"
"After enough use my pocket knife has become magnetic somehow"
"This plane has a window by the toilet."
"Red Bulls with security locks in Paris"
"My dentist has jelly fish"
"This restaurant has an $80 cup of hot water available called "The Karen""
"My mom and dads old cell phones from “back in the late 90’s”"
"This message etched into the chair in my therapist’s waiting room"
"Grass is only growing where the dog’s water bowl is"
"The grave of Popeyes founder."
"My cherry tomatoes are growing in this pretty ripeness gradient"
"Some guy brought his own chair along"
"This house I pass every day has a red McDonald’s sign on it"
"This wax museum has a wax figure in the restroom"
It's a result of having the bottle upside down to remind himself that he has a week left of his Rx and to order more.
Yeah which that's what his prescription is likely FOR. I've worked as a medical transcriptionist.
do YOU have to pay for it? No? Then shut up.