"It’s nice that water has such a low viscosity. It would be annoying if it was thick like syrup or honey."
"“Not tested on animal” products are probably only possible because of earlier research done on animals."
"Dogs can just flop down on hard concrete for any length of nap. And then instantly rally, totally ready to party, the moment they wake up. It’s amazing."
"In Harry Potter, deaf/mute wizards would struggle/be unable to cast spoken spells, or use sign language to cast."
"As the years go by, owning a car with a manual transmission lowers the chance of it being stolen, since fewer new-generation thieves know how to drive it."
"We’ll never know what it smells like underwater."
"By eating lots of fiber you are actually saving money on toilet paper."
"Crunchy foods soften as they become stale, while soft foods become crunchy as they stale."
"Horror movies where people have to survive the night almost always take place during the weekend."
"Out there, somewhere, the best song you will ever know is already waiting for you."
"The terminators physique was a bad choice by Skynet. He would be a far more effective terminator if he blended in and looked unintimidating."
"A cardiac arrest during cardio exercises is like muscle training to failure."
"Superman may be turned on by women with nice bones."
"Time travelers would have to reevaluate what is considered “common sense” every time they travel."
"Relish is pickle jelly."
"You may have traveled from the future to undo something but lost your memory."
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