"Not long ago I was at an arcade where I witnessed a fully grown man stomping some kids on a car racing game and he was being very obnoxious about it. By this point it had been 7 years since I had even been to an arcade (I played tournaments for this particular game).

A sense of justice had risen in me so I turned to my nephew, told him to hold my coke, borrowed his bana-passport and wiped the floor with this dude until he left. The kids who were getting stomped stuck around to watch as I pwned the guy multiple times. Feels good man."