"We had a 5 foot goanna take over the pool area at a work function. I had just arrived and was still fully dressed, so I was designated Chief Animal Controller to clear it out. I had had just about enough of that day, so I simply walked over close to it, and yelled “F@#k off!”, and took a swig of my drink. It decided there were too many humans and legged it back into the bush, and I sauntered back to the table and into legend. lol."