“About to start a 9 hour flight.”
“I just peeled a banana, then threw it into trash but kept the peel in my hand.”
“The person that hit my car used a sandwich as a note.”
“Ordered soft serve and it was hollow.”
“There is no yellow paperclip and now my son is up over an hour past his bed time.”
“A poster hanging in this counselling room.”
“This is how my daughter left the car for me today.”
“She also attended a half hour work meeting without earphones :)”
“This cup at universal studios has a chip to prevent refills.”
“Coworker asked me if I got her note that a customers order needed canceled. This was the note….”
“My nephew opened one of my sealed Ancient Mew cards from when I was a kid.”
“Thanks for being accessible.”
“The Zoom button in Excel is longer on the right side by 1 pixel”
“$1576.17 package arrived: completely empty”
“Online classes are the worst”
“Boss (well-known influencer) travels a lot and I had to accompany her on a trip. The flight is 14+ hours and she booked my return trip on a weekday. She wants me to either work in the flight or come in on the weekend to “make up” for the missed day. This is after I worked 20 straight days with no days off on this trip.”
“My mum mixed all the sugars”
“My girlfriend said she doesn’t know if the eggs are still good, so I told her to put them in water and see if they sink or float.”
“Ordered the garden avocado toast from Panera, and got this…”
“New windshield completely blocks red lights.”
It’s on the left side of the right page above the dinosaur
Nevermind, it’s on the boat on the left page bottom