"In The Gym Of The Hotel I’m Staying At"
"These Two Guys At My Gym Who Hoard All The Dumbells"
"People That Don't Put Their Weights Away At The Gym"
"Bad Gym Locker Room Etiquette"
"The Gym Was Empty, But He Still Stood Next To Me"
"No Respect For Public Places"
"This Person At The Gym Hogging Dumbells"
"People At The Gym Love To Leave A Bar Loaded With Weights On The Floor For The Next Person To Worry About"
"Someone Left Dumbells In The Sauna At My Gym"
"Lockers At The Local Bouldering Gym"
"The Vending Machine At My Gym Selling “Healthy” Snacks And Drinks"
"The People At My Gym Are Animals"
"All The Tvs In The Gym Were Stuck On This Channel Like This My Entire Workout"
"Why Do Paying Gym-Goers Do This?"
"Was Wondering Why There Were Only A Few Plates In The Gym"
Source: me; 65yo. My most recent hike was 33 miles with 5500ft of total elevation. This is after a lifetime of health-related disability, two spine surgeries, etc. I guarantee no more than 10% of gym-goers could do that hike, and no more than 5% could do it then get up the next day and walk 6 miles doing errands, or ride a bike 40 miles.
I went to gyms from the 70s until about 15 years ago. I could never have done this at any age, while relying on a gym to get me ready.
Have fun in your McGym. I'll be out on the trail.