“Saw this while walking my dog last night. Someone was obviously upset.”
“Felt something odd while eating. Then this fell into my food.”
“Man I can’t even get lunch anymore.”
“This why Walmart not open 24hrs no more.”
“Forgot to close the window before getting a carwash.”
“I have been eating moth eggs with my black beans.”
“Came back from vacation and ants built their colony in my laptop.”
“Girlfriends car was vandalized.”
“Made a coffee cheesecake for my sister-in-law’s bday. A mouse decided to sample it as it cooled on the counter….’
“He didn’t secure his load of decking. Only made it 50 yards.”
“Got all the way to checkout before I noticed. They didn’t seem super concerned.”
“My AC unrolls my toilet paper.”
“Was thinking of going bowling soon, until I saw the prices.”
“Heard a “clink” while warming up a breakfast pita for my wife.”
“Got rear ended by an ambulance yesterday.”
“Person running red light hit my brand new car when I was driving home from my first day off from work in 9 days.”
“Staircase in my friend’s apartment block just collapsed.”
“On my first day in motorcycle school I got stung on my ear by a catterpillar on my helment halfway through the class.”
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