"If the world would end soon and everyone knew about it, no one would be able to travel because pilots wouldn’t want to work, just like the rest of us."
"Gold medals are harder to win every year due to population growth."
"Dinosaurs existed for almost 200 million years without developing human-level intelligence, whereas humans have existed for only 200,000 years with intelligence, but our long-term survival beyond 200 million years is uncertain."
"Incognito windows went from being used almost exclusively for NSFW browsing to also preventing hard-to-deny cookies from being permanently saved."
"Weight loss demands a “lifestyle change”, but most of the time we are happy with 99.9% of the lifestyle… minus the fat part."
"Given how much waste each person tosses out every month, valuable items are bound to be thrown away by mistake. Thus, a landfill worker is more likely to stumble across a fortune than anyone else."
"At the point in the future when colds or headaches can be instantly cured by advanced technology, most people will have to think of a better excuse for canceling appointments or commitments."
"Our galaxy is about 100,000 lightyears across. Aliens living on the other side of the galaxy looking for intelligent life wouldn’t have received our 21st century radio signals yet and would think we were still living in caves. Are we missing some nearby intelligent neighbors for the same reason?"
"If we find another planet that can support life, it will probably be so far away that it will be a multi-generational trip to get there, so it’s unlikely that any Earthling will set foot on two habitable planets."
"If you could stop time, you would not be able to see anything because light would stop moving."
"You’re not alone, someone else probably has that song stuck in their head too…"
"Someone with great cardio will on average swallow less flies while they are out walking compared to someone with poor cardio."
"There is no dog-sh#t on the streets of GTA."
"Telepathy wouldn’t work on people who don’t have an inner monologue."
"Pac-Man played in first person virtual reality would probably feel like a horror game."
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If by "telepathic" you mean 'sociopathic' then yes...they're most certainly telepathic.
it's a contraction of telephone an apathic.