"Left a volleyball in my car on a hot day and it turned inside out"
"Batteries with built in chargers"
"My Zapp’s chips, purchased in California, say not for sale in California on the back."
"This flower produced a little face."
"A world map made entirely of crayon wrappers I made for my preschool class’s board"
"This butterfly looks like a leaf"
"Next generation Michelin tires…"
"The restaurant I’m at has many toilet paper roll options to choose from."
"My friend's cat regularly has differently sized pupils"
"The carton of eggs I bought contains one super wrinkly one"
"My dog, on a walk, California wildfire burning behind him…"
"My paintbrush was handcrafted by someone with the name Porntip"
"Giant Band-aid stickers on this smashed up car (OC)"
"Tomato plant growing at a storm drain"
"Unused One Night Stand Kit from early 1980s"
"I found this hotdog suit yesterday randomly"
"This pumpkin grew into our fence."
"I received this old dime as change."
"A bird has landed beside me on the bus."
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#36 no condom? Guess it was a different time...
Shootings are a more complex situation than just having weapons and ammunition readily available.
yes, that's where the "'Merica!" part comes in.
#28 Looks like they'll last about 1/10th of a mile.
#26 '...crayon wrappers I made for my pre-school...' Children at that age are absorbing language at the highest pace of their lives. In this perfect example, they are being taught to write so poorly that by the time they're applying to colleges, they'll be clueless as to why they don't get accepted.
This is as bad sentence structure as could be used. This sentence says, 'I made crayon wrappers for my pre-school'. If you don't understand that, thank your parents and your schools.
This is why I say: sending your kids to public school in the US is like going to the DMV, a Social Security office, and the IRS. How does that go? Good fecking luck.