"My new deck has two extra cards and they’re misprints"
"Camera capsule, after having been in my intestines for 5 days."
"Found an incredible hand painted rock on my hike today"
"Put on mosquito spray the other night and this is what my grass looked like the night after."
"The amount of paint that these NYC poles have faced"
"This beach used to have a brick factory on it, now it's covered in weathered bricks"
"My sweaty palms have corroded my Macbook's aluminum over the years"
"A Japanese Company Created Real Quality “1 inch” Mini Tools"
"The local glass shop doesn't use glass"
"This $20 has 7 of the first 8 digits of pi"
"My mom’s pot was made in the USSR"
"I found a sock rock"
"I've been wearing the same medical alert necklace for 20 years, and over that time, it has slowly faded to basically a drop of copper"
"For only a few days in September and March, the sun hits the superstition mountains just right to cast a cougar shaped shadow"
"My crutches have crampons on them so I can use them on the snow"
"Someone circled a lost key with stones so the owner could find it!"
"Over £120 has appeared from my washing machine in the form of torn £20 notes over several washes"
"My grocery store has an ammo vending machine."
"My banana has 2 inside"
"Mystery Machine spotted in Manhattan!"
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#36 no condom? Guess it was a different time...
Shootings are a more complex situation than just having weapons and ammunition readily available.
yes, that's where the "'Merica!" part comes in.
#28 Looks like they'll last about 1/10th of a mile.
#26 '...crayon wrappers I made for my pre-school...' Children at that age are absorbing language at the highest pace of their lives. In this perfect example, they are being taught to write so poorly that by the time they're applying to colleges, they'll be clueless as to why they don't get accepted.
This is as bad sentence structure as could be used. This sentence says, 'I made crayon wrappers for my pre-school'. If you don't understand that, thank your parents and your schools.
This is why I say: sending your kids to public school in the US is like going to the DMV, a Social Security office, and the IRS. How does that go? Good fecking luck.