“I feel sorry for this person.”
“Ordered radishes for a dish for dinner… supermarket sent these instead..”
“Mum got hit… other driver has no insurance”
“Unemployed and doing job interviews. Thought I’d wax my eyebrows to look put-together.”
“We grew a half acre of carrots that all turned out like this (15,000 lbs) Shit weather and heavy soils conspired against us on the first planting of carrots on our farm. We’ve got many tons of unmarketable carrots now.”
“Black specks floating in my hotel’s water. I drank four glasses before I noticed.”
“The last English Muffin, too.”
“My job search journey over the last year…so far.”
“Fiancé spent 4 hours preparing soup from scratch, only for the glass bowl to break in the soup.”
“Semi truck runs me off the road then fled the scene…my car ended up going over a curb into a small ditch.”
“Let’s get a roomba they said..”
“Someone threw a brick off an overpass. I was the lucky winner.”
“Someone drilled through my gas tank fml”
“Came to my car window smashed this morning. I don’t know any Tomas and am not in debt to anyone. 500.000ISK is about 3.650USD.”
“Just got my PS5 recently, have to evacuate my house a few days ago cus of a tropical typhoon. This is what I came back after the storm has settled.”
“5 minutes before clocking out”