"This person licked a random pink rock. Turns out it was rat poison."
“In Rawa Buaya, West Java, Indonesians lay on tracks, believing the energy would heal their illnesses”
"They forgot airbags were a thing."
"They did too."
"Casually a few feet away from the bear"
“My cousin borrowed my stepdad’s car and brought it back like this”
“This incredibly lucky genius managed to get a juvenile cottonmouth into a plastic bag”
"This guy is begging for prion disease."
"The worst stair design ever. "
“My roommate left a Teflon pan with only olive oil on the burner for an hour and it turned blue and created fluorine gas inside a house.”
“My parents came back home to this. Almost burned their House down with this concave mirror.”
“This was my landlord’s solution to the AC unit leaking water and soaking the carpet. It was left ON for at least 24 hours before I got there.”
"It turns out, you shouldn’t invite random, possibly rabid animals into your car!"
"They’re holding a piece of raw uranium ore…"
“Bought a washer and dryer about 5 months ago and didn’t realize that I was supposed to empty the lint trap after every use. Finally did it today and my girlfriend’s eyes went wide and she told me I could have burnt the house down”
"We’ve all seen Final Destination 2"
"“What happens to potatoes after a year in the cellar”. BTW this can be deadly if they start to rot because of the gasses they give off."
"Let’s hope they didn’t “plug it in, plug it in”"
"A blue-ring octopus is one of the most venomous creatures on the planet."
"They were gifted a candle containing minerals that produce toxic gas when heated"
"This guy handled an American Dagger moth without knowing it was dangerous"
"When Alicia Silverstone ate a random, poisonous berry on the street."
"An accident waiting to happen on the highway."
Careful. The intelligent, respectful, peaceful, and openminded 45 fans might take offense.
Well he took Walz to school tonight.
Sure, sure. Let's get you back to bed grandpa.
Don’t you have a cult meeting to get to?
This is it. It's right here. Izi is the cult. Welcome my friend, now we must drink the blood of infants and stop by the pizzeria where we operate a secret sex thing.
(((gasp))) I DID TOO. I'm glad I'm not the only one.