This person who forgot to ditch their socks before mowing the lawn:
This person who found out that there was a SPIDER EGG in their computer:
This person whose shower door exploded:
This teacher who captured their classroom after a preschooler's tantrum:
This mom's phone bill after unknowingly making long-distance calls, which were charged $3.50 a minute:
This person's neighbor who blocks their mailbox nearly EVERY DAY:
This parent's two-year-old son who found a purple permanent marker and drew a masterpiece on the new couch:
This person who received their order in the mail...in one of those display boxes that can only be opened at checkout:
This person who discovered a neighbor draining their pool into their yard:
This person whose rent is $1,750, but then...they checked their bank account:
This person who paid $300 for three nights at this hotel because of the continental breakfast, but like, this was the continental breakfast:
This person who just received this custom mirror that was supposed to fit perfectly:
This employee, who works as a contractor, whose boss didn't contact him all weekend about where he has to work on Monday:
This employee who wore these weatherproof steel toe boots for the first time at work...but it cracked within two hours:
This person who woke up to allll these scratches on their car:
This customer who received these tip suggestions after a $15 taxi ride:
This person who was doing laundry...but forgot about their fiancée’s favorite stuffed animal in the machine:
This person who had NO idea the outlet they plugged their crockpot into last night no longer works:
This person who made a lovely dinner in 30 minutes, but then the oven light bulb shattered:
Idiots with no situational awareness and have never sustained a real injury in their life, that's who.
lmao safety? new mowers are the safest thing ever thanks to all the safety bars, kill switches, low walls.
I don't think you know what "Imao" means.
#9 Or with a hammer, but good chance it was stolen in the first place.
#39 Ooooo. I hope there's lots of baking powder nearby.