“So A Lot Of You Guys Have Been Asking About My Flight Routine”
"Police officer: Hands behind your back, please. Woman: Can I post this first?"
*Pilot Over The Loud Speaker* “Sorry Folks We’re Gonna Be A Little Delayed For Take Off. We Have An Aspiring Influencer Who Is Willing To Die For Content In One Of The Jet Engines.”
"If You Hold Up NYC Traffic To Get A Pic For Instagram, I’m Not Saying The Driver Should Be Allowed To Hit You. I’m Not Saying That At All. But Maybe A Little Bump?"
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"never a generation recorded so much for accomplishing nothing"
I suggest a mission like Douglas Adams' Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
"The Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B was a starship designed to relocate the (largely redundant) useless part of the population from the planet"
I will do that, Geraldine, I will do that.....
yeah, sure! i cant sleep without those informations!! i bet nobody asked...