"The hard-boiled egg is probably the most consistent, universal food experience shared by humanity across time and regions"
"Many of the rugged, A-list actors were theater nerds in high school. "
"You’ve probably messaged someone while they were masturbating."
"There’s a chance that some fossils we’ve found were mutations and not actually representative of the species."
"People born in the 90s were likely the last humans to know someone born in the 1800s."
"We are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct."
"If someone were to suddenly stop being allergic to a food, it would take a long time for them to realize."
"In Duran Duran’s 1982 song “Hungry like the wolf”, vocalist Simon Le Bon sings “I smell like I sound.” Despite having heard this song many multiple times in my life, I still have no idea what he smells like."
"When high winds knock over bee, wasp, and hornet nests, they must swarm a lot and find nothing to attack."
"If you’re over 18, some kid has probably used your birthday to lie about their age."
"Commercial kitchens are probably the only professional environment where loudly announcing to all your coworkers that you’re holding a knife is considered good etiquette."
"People hardly ask strangers for the time anymore, because we all have cellphones with clocks on them."
"If everyone is told not to touch door handles because they are dirty, then door handles might actually be the cleanest part of a door if nobody wants to touch them"
"To pets, going to the vet is like being abducted and probed by aliens."
"I wouldn’t put it past someone to live in the woods in a Bigfoot costume, trolling Sasquatch hunters."
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