“Kids under 5 aren’t being silly when they tell you their age to the nearest half year because 10 percent of their life is substantial.”
“Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels like a gift card with extra steps for kids who buy everything digitally these days.”
“Fast food places almost never offer pork burgers. Always beef, chicken, or plant based.”
"Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is completely full."
“The T-rex probably tasted like chicken”
“I understood that reference” is a reference that some people understand and others don’t.”
“As an adult, there’s nothing stopping you from buying and enjoying a birthday cake when it’s not your birthday.”
“The taller you are, the harder it is to give a piggy back.”
"Fire trucks are really water trucks."
“We’ve all grown up with the concept of what a robot voice would sound like, but because of the way AI has developed, when we actually get real robots, they’ll sound exactly like a human.”
“Everything is “too much” until you’re used to it.”
"Does a straw have one hole or two?"
"I wonder what my dog named me. "
"Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things."
"How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was?"
"Can you daydream at night?"
"Crabs probably think that fish can fly."
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