"If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?"
"If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?"
"Being down for something and being up for something mean the same thing."
"If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?"
"When you’re born deaf, what language do you think in?"
"How do you throw away a garbage can?"
"When you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren’t you the vacuum cleaner?"
"If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?"
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Why is it called taking a dump when you’re leaving it?"
"Why is the pizza box a square if the pizza is a circle and the slice is a triangle?"
"Why is it called a building when it’s already built?"
"The blinks of your eyes get removed from your memory."
"What would happen if Pinocchio said, “My nose will grow now?”"
"Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies, when you cook bacon and bake cookies?"
"If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?"
"If one teacher can’t teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all subjects?"
"If you’re invisible, and you close your eyes, can you see through your eyelids?"
"Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo, but in a car, it’s called a shipment?"
"The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you."
"Why do we drive in parkways but park in driveways?"
"Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?"
"If it rains on a Sunday, does that mean it’s now Rainday?"
"Your burps are just your puke’s farts."
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#22 the color orange came after the fruit, and it is named for the fruit. The color orange used to be called yellow-red.
#5 I've heard it's all shapes and images, plus hearing people don't have an inner monolog and it's like that.
#10 The pradesh is short for "taking it to the dump", as in heading to dipose of waste.