"The ‘Twilight’ nerds have reproduced. I’ve encountered more than one Renesmee."
"Denny’s, because they were conceived at the restaurant, apostrophe included!"
"Nevaeh. It’s heaven spelled backward! So, so dumb!"
"The newest baby boy in my family was named Magnum by his young parents. Was he named after a condom, an old fictional P.I. on TV, or a gun?"
"Tootsey. It’ll be cute until she’s about five and cute again when she’s 90, but that’s a long 85-year stretch for the poor child."
"My sister’s last name is Frey, pronounced like fry. She gave her youngest son a second middle name, Small. His name is X X Small Frey like he’s a damn McDonalds order."
"I had a friend that wanted to name her daughter Debris. I had to explain that it’s another word for trash."
"I used to work for a county jail. All prisoners had to have a visitor list. One person had their children on the list. They were both pretty shocking, but the worst was, I kid you not, Cocaine."
"I met a Juleigha once. It took me a second to figure out it was Julia but with a stupid spelling. Why doom your child to a life of saying, ‘Oh, it’s spelled like…‘"
"I knew a kid named Resin. It was in a town known for growing cannabis, too."
"Tyranny. That poor little girl!"
"Vonnegut. I overheard it at my retail job and it belonged to an adorable five-year-old child, no less."
"Subaru. They call him baby Soobie."
"A girl I knew in college named her daughter Opal Margarita."
"A coworker named their kid Vanity Sleigh. She meant to spell slay but didn’t realize the error, and then didn’t want to change it when she did."
"Majesty, Modesty, Serenity. Yes, I’m a teacher."
"While working at a daycare we had a child named Lucky Lay. Yep, she was her mom’s apparent one-night stand gift."
"I had a coworker at one time with the middle name Pickle. He said it was a family name. Well, interesting family."
"I worked at a middle school. There were two brothers, R-won and R-too. They were twins."
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He was named after a wine bottle.
Specifically, a 1-1/2 liter wine bottle.
The bottle was used during conception I guess...
wonder if she is friends with Peace Eshiet
And I heard the name Nina Naninni. which sounds rather like a song than a name.