“A packet of mayonnaise burst in my purse and filled my phone’s charge port.”
“My dog got sprayed by a skunk and now my house reeks.”
“Fell through the ceiling getting a box from the attic”
“The city implemented street sweeping on our dead end street so we had to start parking on the Main Street to avoid a ticket. At least I don’t have a $75 ticket.”
“Ate a piece of apple pie and only now, 3 hours later, saw that the other slice right next to it was moldy…”
“My co-worker accidentally put my birthday ice cream cake in the fridge…”
“Life gave me lemons today.”
“Ran into a pole.”
“Amazon return scam.”
“Gf broke up with on my 20th birthday.”
“This is what happens when you let someone borrow your truck.”
“My roommate forgot a plate of pasta in the fridge.”
“After my first day at a new job.”
“Got some tires delivered from tire rack and they disappeared! Showed up on facebook.”
“My brother cooked Shepherd’s Pie (My favorite), but didn’t use an oven safe dish”
“Been saving these Star Wars figures since I was a child. A jug of laundry detergent leaked into the bin and ruined them.”
“I glued this mirror perfectly.. on the wrong side of the door.”
“Someone stole my $1700 bike from where I work.”
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and somehow mysteriously the cheese is melted ?
Somebody spotted the fake.
#21 that's not a lock for an expensive bike
#23 you really eat that garbage?
#33 eating out of a can?
#35 Poor baby. You'll have to live in the real world for 11 hours. Deal with it, imbecile.
Are floors in the attic that expensive?