This photo which confirms my suspicions that a) the ocean is haunted and b) what's down there is absolutely none of my business:

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This neon green spider that looks like it's seconds away from creating an IRL Spider-Man in our timeline:

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This boiled egg that looks like it contains a baby Eye of Sauron inside it:

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This...questionable can of peaches that looks like it must've been canned 10,000 years ago, at least:

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This nightmare-inducing, narrow hall of doors that is straight out of a nightmare (but, also, your local home improvement store):

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This bathroom over a FIFTEEN FOOT drop that will certainly make you poop your pants if you didn't have to already:

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This absolute abomination that's sending a bat-signal to its bug besties telling them that it's time to move in to their new home:

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This grown-up Little Tikes car that looks like the perfect place for having a Lunchable, some Capri Sun, and an existential crisis about aging:

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This McDonald's sign that I'm convinced was put up as a front by space aliens who were sooo close to being right but were just ever so slightly off:

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This person, who looks like they're patient zero for the fuzzy fungus zombie apocalypse:

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This lil goth bug that definitely spent all its Bug Bucks to get this snazzy, demon-faced jacket:

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This person, who I guess never has to worry about forgetting what their license plate number is:

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This egg that looks like it holds some long-lost mythical creature and not, in fact, a simple chicken:

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The little portals on this tree that look like they lead to another dimension where Studio Ghibli characters live:

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This diseased turtle business for parents who are really fostering their kids' future commitment issues:

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This house with feet that is absolutely possessed by an evil spirit and would 100% start chasing you in the last 20 minutes of a horror movie:

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This spooky lookin' spider who looks like it's trying to contact us through ~the web~:

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This fan that — nope, look again! — is not actually missing a blade:

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Here's a closer look, in case you, too, missed it the first time:

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If you're still struggling to see it, I lightened the image a little to help you out:

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This extra spooky swamp in Louisiana that looks like it's home to a creepy cryptid I definitely want to hear about, but never, ever want to run into:

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This wall of dolls that are a) without a doubt, judging me, and b) trying to decide whether they want to haunt my dreams or not:

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These dark hand marks and wall carvings that would personally have me, a horror movie enjoyer, nope-ing the hell out of this home ASAP:

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This ship?? On the street? That said, "*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."

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This sandwich that blends into the countertop so well, I'm convinced there was a glitch in the matrix:

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In case you're having trouble seeing it, here's a zoomed in, lightened version:

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This super cute, fun, absolutely slay doll that is such a girlboss, it doesn't even need batteries to move around or giggle in a totally not creepy way in the middle of the night:

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And finally, this video clip that, ugh, always pauses itself when it loads. I'm so sorry, you're gonna have to click on it to play it:

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