“The older we get, the less hair we grow in places where we want it, and the more in places where we don’t want it.”
“Somewhere out there, there is a tree that was planted the day you were born and it has been growing along with you.”
“Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pocket of air from somewhere else in the world.”
“Water is really what a rainbow tastes like.”
“If you eat something with a cheese filling, you become the thing with a cheese filling.”
“Graveyards are probably the least likely place to be haunted because, realistically, none of the people buried died there.”
“There is a chance you could have used the same utensil twice at a restaurant at different times.”
“There are more numbers than there are things to count.”
“Birds probably do more people watching than people do bird watching.”
“Every broken clock is telling us when it passed away.”
“Everyone you meet has poo in them.”
“Water is never truly yours — it’s just your turn to drink it.”
“The syllables in ‘on your mark, get set, go’ are a countdown.”
“There is a number so big, no one has ever wrote it, said it, or even thought of it.”
“When you’re growing up as a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.”
“Your password has probably locked you out more times than it has locked other people out.”
“You can remember that you forgot something but you can’t remember what you forgot.”
“Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.”
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
Every time I commit i have a different name
Commit is perfectly fine in this context. As in: Committing a comment.