“Had a sneezing attack (not sick) and my daughter made me a ‘potion’ to feel better.”
“My son after trying to get back down from washing his hands. Just hanging there helpless.”
“My daughter was being too quiet, so I went to check on her.”
“My friend’s child got into her hair dye before she woke up.”
“My younger sibling just put a blanket in the toilet.”
“My son is awesome at hide and seek.”
“My five-year-old daughter cut holes in her socks just in case her feet get hot.”
“My daughter got her head stuck in the door, she was the one holding the door closed.”
“To help load the dishwasher by my 6-year-old daughter.”
“My daughter backed into a light pole and promptly got out of the vehicle and fled the scene. Her very first hit-and-run.”
“Searching for my keys all day.”
“From 1st Day Working at Home. She got pink slime in her hair.”
“Left the kid for a minute.”
“This is how my son (3) ate his apples I packed for lunch at preschool.”
“I thought I lost $350 and then three months later I found it in my four-year-old’s room.”
“My friend’s kid decided to make his own popsicle.”
“When your three-year-old tells a man at McDonald’s that his pants are falling down:”
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Clever.
yo mamma turned him into a newt.
He got better