"Oreo Speedwagon Heard Me Open A Cheese Wrapper While He Was Outside"
"Smaller Than Expected: The Sunlight Visualizing The True Size Of The Pup"
"In Front Of Me In Line To Sign In At A Vet Office"
"We Decorated Our House For Halloween. Now My Dog Just Brings Me Body Parts All Day And Apparently Takes Naps With Her Severed Leg"
"I Adopted My Dog 7 Years Ago. This Is How He Slept On The Way Home"
"The Hare Is Made Out Of Felt. The Dog Is Real"
"Puppy Has A Bed But Choses To Sleep Like This"
"He Stood Like This For Absolutely No Reason At All"
"Annie Presses Her Face Against The Door When I Come Home"
"Jill The Rescue Greyhound Learns To Sit. Tough With All That Muscle!"
"Why Sit Undercover On The Extra Large Dog Bed The Humans Got For You When You Can Pout In The Rain And Pretend Nobody Loves You?"
"She Saw A Chipmunk Here. Once. 8 Months Ago"