“This how my father uses computer mouse.”
“Girl with a baby asked if I could buy her formula. When I came out 4 cops where looking around for her.”
“The suggested 20% tip is actually 72.6%”
“This guy used a laptop throughout a movie last night.”
“One of the 8’s on this door number which I frequently deliver to is upside down.”
“My 8oz bag of cheese was only 4oz.”
“My wedding is in 2 days…. This is the text I wake up to from my mother.”
"This guy’s roommate hangs meat to dry like this."
“This is my “pound” of boneless wings order from tonight. Only short 11 of the 16 ounces.”
“Amazon driver wrote on my porch railing with a sharpie.”
"When you ask for extra mayo and they take it far too seriously."
“$48 convenience fee just to pay my rent…”
“Omelette vacuum sealed in frying pan.”
“A year and a half ago my landlord told me i didn’t have a gas heater when i moved in. just got a bill for the last year and a half of gas in the mail.”
“Landlord hired a guy to power wash the stairs.”
“I got rejected from a bar in Boston because I had a Canadian ID.. I’m 37.”
“My son asked to borrow some duct tape…this is what he gave me back.”
"Why not just post the hours on the sign?!"
they are managers, what do you expect?
#23 unless he is under 10 reason for instant disownment.