"The Way My Wife Opens The Bread"
"My Wife Puts Leftover Pistachio Shells Back In With The Uneaten Pistachios"
"My Wife Decided To Save Money And Cut Our Dog's Hair Herself"
"My Wife Never Finishes Her Coffee"
"My Girlfriend Complains That I Always Want To Buy The Same Shoes, Meanwhile"
"My Girlfriend Always Puts Drinks In The Garbage"
"My Wife Always Puts The Butter In The Fridge Like This"
"The Way My Girlfriend “Changed” The Toilet Paper Roll Today. How Do I Tell Her She Needs To Move Out?"
"How My Wife Puts Up The Vacuum"
"Wife Nibbles All The Salt From The Pretzels Like Some Kind Of Deranged Gerbil And Leaves The Half Soggy Leftovers On The Bedside Table"
"This Is How My Wife Cuts Herself A Brownie"
"How My Wife Leaves Her Plate In The Dishwasher"
"My Girlfriend Was Wondering Why Her Vacuum Was Not Working Anymore"
"My Wife's Bedside Table"
"My Wife Insists That All The Bottles Be Placed On The Edge Of The Bathtub. And Every Day I Accidentally Drop Them"
"How My Wife Takes Eggs From The Fridge, While Complaining That We’re Running Out Of Room"
"When The Wife Cooks Salt Potatoes"
"My Girlfriend Never Finishes Her Drinks But Keeps Buying New Ones Anyways"
"My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty; Now My Eye Is Twitching"
"How My GF Puts Her Gum Back"
"Wife Throws Out Whole Loaf Of Bread After Dinner"
"Bought A Brand New Engagement Ring For My Girlfriend / Fiancé Just For Her To Buy A Fake One And Tell Me The One I Got Her Wasn’t Big Enough And She Wanted Something More Noticeable"
"Wife Used My Extension Cord"
"The Way My Wife Leaves The Egg Shells In The Carton Instead Of Throwing Them Into The Trash"
"My Wife Doesn't Throw Away Leftover Sauces And Condiments. She Says, 'I Might Need Them, And They're So Cute"
"Got Some Chicken Nuggets, Went For A Piss And My Girlfriend Greeted Me With This"
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A Russian thing?
Here in the Netherlands mayo in a tube is quite common. The bagged milk however is not.
and these. oddly, never been so happy.
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How does she load the dishwasher?
#12 lol
Most of these are repeats from "bad roommate", "bad boyfriend", "pranks" and have just been relabeled.