“Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of [your] voice cracking in a verbal argument.”
“Kids will never understand the poignant self-satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.”
“Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn’t need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do.”
“Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.”
“It won’t be long before people use ‘the ’20s, the ’30s, and the ’40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.”
“We advocate not judging a book by its cover, but also glorify ‘love at first sight.'”
“Most people aren’t scared of being alone in the dark — they’re scared of not being alone in the dark.”
“All adults were children, but not all children will become adults.”
“We’re closer to the year The Jetsons took place (2062) than the year The Jetsons first aired (1962).”
“We go to work by cars each day, taking the same route, but almost never encounter the same cars along the way.”
“The 10 years between 25 and 35 are far shorter than the four years between 14 and 18.”
“The fact that bodies decompose and rot after they die just shows how much our bodies do to keep us alive from contaminates.”
“Painkillers are the ‘Mute Notifications’ option for the body.”
“Hearing ‘I love you’ hits different than ‘I love you too.'”
“We really don’t appreciate the fact that email is free.”
“Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring.”
“There are sidewalks in the Cars movies, but they are all cars.”
“Being ‘on your phone all day’ went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade.”
“Pressing the ‘lock’ button on your car key fob multiple times is the grown-up version of saving your game twice.”
“The richest person on Earth is technically also the richest person in the universe, since our definition of rich is owning a lot of Earth money, and there’s no way for extraterrestrial life to obtain it.”
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true, but that's not money
Well, YOU never notice. They look similar, but, "Hey! There's the guy in the white Tesla that takes forever to get on the freeway."
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