"I Work At An Old Folks Home. This Is The Visitor Parking On Thanksgiving Day"
"Happy Thanksgiving, Heres A Turkey I Forgot To Thaw, Annnd Apparently My Dog Saw A Mouse And Now He Won't Get Off The Counter.... Oh And I'm Working Tonight Too"
"Cooked A Thanksgiving Meal From Scratch For My Family & No One Ate It"
"Our Thanksgiving Day Catastrophe"
"Made A Meat Pie With Leftovers From Thanksgiving. I Think He's Cute"
"Was Super Pumped To Smoked A Turkey For Thanksgiving. Only Now Am I Able To Be Ok With Sharing The Pictures Of This Abomination. I’m Not Sure What Went Wrong"
"Saw These Little White Balls In Foil Next To My Wife’s Apple Pie. Thought She Made Candies, Too. Now I’m Looking For A Dentist On Thanksgiving Because I Bit Into About 3 Ceramic Pie Weights"
"I'm Visiting Home And Some Relatives Need Their OS Reinstalled"
"So I Get An Email With Photos From My Girlfriend's Family's Thanksgiving"
"Whole Family Were No-Shows. This Was Our Thanksgiving For 3"
"Happy Thanksgiving From My Family To Yours"
"Parents Are Getting Divorced, Don't Want To Deal With Who Is Going Where. Happy Thanksgiving"
"My Friend Writes "Apparently I Bought A Brining Bag Instead Of A Baking Bag""
"That Time My BF's Lovely Family Invited Me To Join Them For The Holiday And I Proceeded To Demolish The Dessert I Was Trying To Impress Them With. Happy Thanksgiving, Fools!"
"Got A Cake For Thanksgiving, Didn't See It Until We Got Home"
"Came To Visit The Right Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”"
"Nobody Showed Up For Thanksgiving"
"Not Only Am I Spending This Years Holidays Alone Because My Closest Family Live In A Different State, My Boyfriend And I Broke Up Just A Couple Of Days Ago So I’m At My Lowest. Then I Managed To Burn This Pizza. Hope Everyone’s Thanksgiving Is Going Well"
"Grandparents House Caught Fire While They Were Away For Thanksgiving"
"Gone For Vacation For 5 Days. Came Back To Find This Leaking In Our Basement Guest Bedroom. My Wife's Family Is Coming For Thanksgiving In 2 Days"
"Sigh. Happy Thanksgiving"
"Rut Roh. Time For Some New Baking Dishes. Roasted Pecan Fail"
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