"It’s not advised to eat this gingerbread house icing"
"I now own Steven Seagals unproduced script Man of Honor"
"Shower gel - do not put in engines"
"These pills use the Irish flag to symbolise the english language"
"Local Thai place closed on Tuesday due to reasons"
"We had a power outage at work and curtains fell to block the elevators."
"How my 6 year old son mounted the toilet paper"
"This frog that shows you the acceptable amount of toothpaste to use."
"Thinly sliced green apple"
"My plate broke into a peace symbol"
"I dropped a $5 note on my kitchen counter and it landed perfectly upright"
"My dog grows a Mohawk when she gets scared"
"Fortune cookie had 8 fortunes"
"Trams in Gold Coast, Australia have surfboard parking"
"Red Bull from Thailand"
"A “Reverse ATM” in a cashless stadium"
"This tea should be brewed in 150°C"
"I can touch my pinky and ring finger to my wrist"
"A half polished Paua shell from New Zealand"