"If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?"
"You may have once made a decision that saved your life without knowing it."
"In every Olympic event, they should have an average person compete so we can have a point of reference and appreciate the athletes more."
"The number of people older than you never goes up."
"One day, you’ll be someone’s ancestor. "
"We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That’s like saying people in 2023 and 1023 are basically the same."
"On any given day in a hospital, you can find people having the best day of their life, the worst day of their life, the first day of their life, and the last day of their life all under one roof. "
"There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent."
"The only difference between relaxation and boredom is enjoyment."
"You’ve never actually seen a full movie because you’re always blinking. "
"“Do not touch” would be a really unsettling thing to read in braille."
"If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t."
"We put round pizza in square boxes and eat them in triangles."
"Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people that what they said was a real word. "
"I wonder if there are any time combinations on the clock that I’ve never seen."
"Heat, Pressure and Time. The three things that make a diamond are also the three things that make a waffle. "
"When you give someone food, you’re feeding them. But when you give them water, you aren’t watering them."
"We’ll never really know what it smells like underwater."
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