"The Bay Leaf Inside My Pâté Was Actually Plastic With A Leaf Pattern Printed On It"
"My Brother Found A Tiny Crab In This Mussel He Was About To Eat"
"So My Friend Ordered A Pizza, Got This"
"This (Unopened) Bottle Of Apple Juice Came With An Extra Cap"
"Coffee Dispenser Gave Me A Coffee Full Of Ants"
"I Forgot To Ask For No Metal In My Pregnant Wife’s Salad"
"This Apples Flesh Is The Same Colour As Its Skin"
"Found The Tag To A Mop In Chicken Served At My College's Cafeteria"
"Fly Laid Eggs In Nieces Lunch"
"Went To Go Take A Sip Of My Tea"
"Tried A New Restaurant Via Delivery. Received A 'Bonus' Ingredient"
"Marks & Spider? Found This In An M&S Sandwich"
"I Cut And Apple In Half This Morning And Found The Seeds Had Started Sprouting Inside The Apple"
"Paper Towel Inside New Cheeto Bag"
"Brother Left The Cap Off Overnight Where He Slept. Found Four New Sources Of Protein (Roaches) In His Juice This Morning"
"Bugs Appeared In My Rice. Never Opened"
"My Impossible Vegetarian Nugget Had A Piece Of Wood In It"
"Found A Chunk Of Honey In My Honeycombs"
"Found A Needle In My Milk This Morning"
"Found In My Mcdonald’s Drink"
"What A Special Treat As I’m Finishing Up My Coffee This Morning!"
"This Salt Crystal On My Cookie"
"Thanks Trader Joes"
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